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Yet Another Reason To Own A Palm Pilot

Posted: May 9th, 2007

Submitted by Dawn, Age 24, NYC

How Not to Get Laid? Simple.

Have the third date right outta the books: Simple sexy dress that wows him, a dab of perfume in the cleavage that’s purposely showing, candlelit dinner, delicious wine, flirtatious talk and under-the-table-teasing… dessert……..

Both hot, both turned on as all hell, you somehow make it back to your place, up the stairs, and as he goes down on you, have him find out with his tongue that you weren’t keeping track of your cycle and you hadn’t noticed that you started to bleed an hour earlier. Is that what was in my panties? Not exactly the wetness he was lookin’ for.

Say good night, Gracie.

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Categories: Girl Story - No Sex for Girl, Humiliation, How Not To Get Laid, Icky and/or Gross.

3 Responses to “Yet Another Reason To Own A Palm Pilot”

  1. Valerie

    Oh no. Oh no no nononono.

    Wow that sucks.

  2. K

    That is just wrong… I would never try anything again after that - But I guess he got his blood wings…

  3. J

    Happens to the best of them. Don’t sweat it.
    http://sexed.wordpress.com

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