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What are you trying to say exactly?
Posted: August 26th, 2008
Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR
So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had developed a huge crush on, but I didn’t tell her because I knew she had a long distance boyfriend and I was much too awkward to entertain the idea that someone I was sexually attracted to shared an attraction for me.
We had been friends for a while and sexual tensions developed, but I figured they were all on my end. One night, after a dorm party, we ended up in her room, alone. We sat on her bed and talked for a little while, both a little buzzed from some rotgut vodka. After a short time talking, she gets up and says, “I’m just going to put on some music.” She puts on some soft instrumental music and we continue to sit on the bed. I have a stupid grin on my face (as I usually do) and continue to think about nothing. After a couple minutes of silence, she says “I’m just going to dim the lights.” I continue to sit on the bed and think about nothing.
After a few more minutes of silence, she says “I’m tired. Do you want to lie down?” So we both lay in her bed, and a few more minutes of silence pass by. Slowly, the gears in my head are in motion and I start to wonder if she may have an ulterior motive. After at least five more minutes pass by of us both lying in bed together underneath dimmed lights with soft music playing in the background, she says “Look, maybe we shouldn’t hang out so much anymore. I’m afraid something is going to happen.”
And this is exactly what I thought: “Something was going to happen?”
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Hey that is really something going good and i would like to know what happen
I would’ve hit it out of the park dude haha. Next time you should be on her like flies on shit!
Same thing happened to me. There was a girl in my dorm freshman year who was seriously hot. I mean probably the hottest girl in the dorm. She had a boyfriend who went to another school, and he came around fairly regularly because the school was only 45 minutes away or something.
One night we’re hanging out with a bunch of people and they slowly leave and we’re the last ones, in her room. The whole time I’m thinking damn this chick is hot no f’n way would she be into me, and anyway she has a bf and girls don’t cheat the way guys do.
Fast forward about 20 minutes and she says she’s tired but she can’t sleep unless someone’s holding her, so I say “OK”, get into bed and start spooning. I’m thinking hmm this is odd, does she want me to do something or what? I totally convinced myself that girls aren’t horny, that they don’t cheat on their bfs, etc. so I just laid there like an idiot and didn’t do shit, trying to control my boner instead of just being a man and making something happen.
Well after about 5 mins of that bullshit she goes yeah I’m getting kind of tired now… how about you?
Like a ‘tard I said yeah you better get to sleep and I left.
A few years later, when I realized that girls are just as horny as guys but don’t want guys to know that, I realized I f’d up big time and could’ve boned that beautiful hot chick all night long.
It’s 10 years on now, and I still think about it. Stupid ass that I am.
you shmuck