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The Headstrong Lover

Posted: June 17th, 2008

Submitted by Too much head, Age 24

This isn’t a story of how not to get laid, this is a story about how not to get laid a second time.

I had a crush on this guy, small one, but a crush. He made me laugh. And he was always talking about how long it’d been since he had sex. So I decided to sleep with him. I offered him a place to stay when he was in town, did a little flirting, and then he was off. He took my pants down, and proceeded to rub the top of his bald head against my vagina. I was not sure how to respond, so I just sort of laid there. Then he started having sex… I’d say with me, but he didn’t look at me, talk to me, pretty much ignored I was there. I started to have a panic attack, so I asked him to stop for a moment. He did. Then he started again. I asked again, for him to stop. He did, then immediately started again. I finally pushed him away, rather freaked out and feeling like a sex doll rather than a person, and told him I was done for the night. He shrugged, and started finishing himself off, on my breasts, while I was crying.

His advances the next morning were met with complete disapproval, and I finally had to be blunt. “I am never sleeping with you again.”

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Categories: Girl Story - No Sex for Guy, How Not To Get Laid, Icky and/or Gross.

5 Responses to “The Headstrong Lover”

  1. Bradly

    sort of goes to explain why he hadn’t had sex in a while, huh?

  2. saneandsingle

    Wow…just wow. Apparently during his hiatus, he forgot how to do it! And he really tried again the next morning?? Eww…

    www.saneandsingle.blogspot.com

  3. Jakri

    What an asshole!

    If the girl I had been having sex with first asked me to stop then started crying, not only would I immediately lose any desire to contenue, but I would probably feel guilty for days. O,o

  4. Mortality

    That would actually classify as rape…

  5. ~

    Yeah, that was rape. How dare he? A woman is not a fucking toilet.

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