(4.74 out of 5)
Subpar Brotherly Love
Posted: February 28th, 2007
Went home with a girl from a bar one night and started getting down and dirty. I was completely drunk and suddenly realized that there was another bloke in the room, asleep on her floor. I asked her who it was, and she said, “it’s just my little brother who’s visiting from out of town.” That sort of killed the moment, as all I could think of is how angry I would be if I woke up and found my sister having sex with some random bloke. I got her to give me a blowjob instead, which was completely crap.
The next day I told my friend that I got a subpar blowjob from this girl, and he has told everyone, so now I have people I’ve never met before coming up to me and asking if I’m the guy who received the subpar blowjob.
Submitted by Alistair, United Kingdom
(34 votes, average: 2.06 out of 5)
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Because of course he would have been absolutely thrilled to wake up to find his sister giving some random bloke a subpar blowjob.
Are subpar BJs generally that ripe for discussion? Sounds like a small town, or something. I can’t see “hey, so a guy I know got a lame BJ one time” going very far towards interesting conversation. YMMV.