How Not to Get Laid

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In order to stay online, HowNotToGetLaid.com needs your stories. Funny? Embarrassing? Heartbreaking? Everyone has at least one good story. So get off the fence, and SEND YOURS TODAY! Here’s how in a few easy steps:

Step 1 – write up a terrific true story about a time that someone (you, a friend, a suitor) wanted to get laid, perhaps ALMOST got laid, but then didn’t for some reason or another.

Step 2 – Make sure your story is between 1 and 1000 words long. I’m not a stickler for this, but I prefer stories that get right to the point and don’t ramble.

Step 3 – Make sure your story is not gratuitously pornographic, libelous, or otherwise incendiary. And read the following legal statement (Click HERE for: What’s with this lame legal statement?):

By submitting a story in the box below or to the e-mail address below, you grant How Not To Get Laid ™ an unlimited, exclusive worldwide right to republish the story online, in print, or in any form of media. How Not To Get Laid ™ reserves the right to fully edit submissions. By submitting a story, you assert that the story you are submitting is one of your own creation and does not infringe on any existing copyright. Submitting a story does not guarantee that your story will be posted or used by How Not To Get Laid ™.

Step 4 – Submit your story below. Don’t forget to include your e-mail address, and please include how you’d like to be credited in the subject line, followed by your age, and your location.
Example of subject line: Stewart, Age 28, Los Angeles, CA

Step 5 – Click SUBMIT! Accept my heartfelt thanks! I can’t wait to read your story!

Remember, stories are not posted in any particular order. Yours may be posted later that day or later that month. If I’ve just posted a story similar to yours, I may wait a bit before posting yours to space things out. Or I may not. I like to be surprising. So please be patient with me.

Any problems, get in touch with me at StewFox at gmail (dot) com. Any further questions, please visit our Frequently Asked Questions Page.

Your stories are what keep this site going. So please do keep sending them in, keep reading, and keep spreading the word about the site.

THANK YOU!