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In order to stay online, How Not To Get Laid needs YOUR terrific true stories—stories about that time that you (or a friend, or a suitor, etc.) wanted to get laid, perhaps ALMOST got laid, but then DIDN’T for some reason or another. Funny? Embarrassing? Heartbreaking? Our readers want to hear about it. Is your story a little outside the box? Great! Send it anyway. I’m looking for all types of stories about sex and seduction gone wrong. And here’s the thing: Everyone has at least one good story. So get off the fence, and send yours today.

*NEW* – HNTGL is now accepting pictures, videos, and links! Please send me a link to any sort of content (videos, pictures, articles, websites, etc.) that you think would be in line with our mission statement. See something terrific or hilarious? Share it with us!

HOW TO SUBMIT:

E-mail your links or stories to me directly. IMPORTANT: I like to give credit where it is due. Please include how you’d like to be credited in the subject line of your e-mail, followed by your age and your location (Example of subject line: Stewart, Age 28, Los Angeles, CA). If you want your submission to be anonymous, then write your name as Anonymous. Once you’ve nailed your subject line, please read the legal statement here, and then send your e-mail on to: StewFox at gmail (-dot-) com.

For more information on how and what to submit, please visit our FAQ page. Please also be patient with me. Sometimes it takes a while to get to your e-mail, sometimes it takes even longer to post your story, but I will eventually read everything and respond.

Your stories are what keep this site going. So please do keep sending them in, keep reading, and keep spreading the word about the site.

THANK YOU!