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		<title>The Latest on HOW NOT TO GET LAID</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW NOT TO GET LAID has been off the map for some time now. What happened? First, we were hacked. Then, it took me an inordinate amount of time to figure out how to get things back online. I have no good excuse except to say that my life has been busy, and I&#8217;ve had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/175'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Word from Stewart Fox</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Good things sometimes happen at peculiar times. This has been a big week for How Not To Get Laid. We&#8217;ve turned up on Nerve&#8217;s Scanner blog, Salon.com&#8217;s Broadsheet, and MetaFilter. We&#8217;re the blog of the day on Crap We Like!, and there will be more press in the days to come. How is this peculiar <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/157'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Penis Spam I Am</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 05:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Stewart Fox, Age 29, Los Angeles After a wonderful April and a spectacular March, May has been strangely silent here at HNTGL. Just when I started to think that more and more people were visiting the site and submitting stories, the flow of new material suddenly and mysteriously stopped. Why? I&#8217;m not sure. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/149'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Not Gotten Laid Recently?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 07:26:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Year! To the over-sexed, the under-sexed, the appropriately sexed, and the comedically sexed, I wish you a wonderful 2008. It&#8217;s been a little over a year since I launched this site, and I thought I&#8217;d take a second or two to give y&#8217;all a little update. Since my first post in December of <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/126'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stewart is on Vacation</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will be on vacation for the next week. New stories will be posted starting June 13th. Please take this opportunity to engage in any of the following wonderful activities: 1. browse the HNTGL archives and read some of our awesome older stories (Dec, Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May) 2. walk away from your computer, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/101'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8230; So I Can Clearly Not Drink The Wine In Front Of You</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:24:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(It has been some time since my inaugural post, so I thought I&#8217;d throw another personal story out there. Do enjoy. &#8212; SF) Submitted by Stewart Fox, Age 28, Los Angeles I had a big time crush. I was into her and (to a lesser extent) she was into me. So why weren&#8217;t we a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/88'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Help the Mission This Weekend!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next week, HowNotToGetLaid.com will post its 50th story. [Make loud joyful noise of your choosing HERE] It&#8217;s been an amazing first three and a half months, and I thank all of you for making it so. The last few weeks have been particularly cool as we&#8217;ve gotten a terrific review on Jane&#8217;s Guide and lots <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/77'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Women Who Hearted Me</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:33:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Wasn&#8217;t sure whether to post this one as it&#8217;s about me, but my girlfriend told me I had no choice. Though it is difficult, I&#8217;ll resist the urge to add any commentary, and I won&#8217;t even object to being described as &#8220;goofy.&#8221; Just don&#8217;t get too many ideas. &#8212; SF) Submitted by &#8220;How Ironic!&#8221; I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/74'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>And the Winner is . . .</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jody from Chicago is the winner of How Not To Get Laid’s first Valentine’s Story Contest! Her entry, SHIVERS DOWN HIS SPINE, received the highest average rating (4.42) of all six submitted stories as of Valentine’s Eve. It’s a funny cautionary tale which you should all check out if you haven’t. As our winner, Jody <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/56'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Let the Valentine&#8217;s Stories Begin! (deadline extended)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the week for Valentine&#8217;s Stories, and the first post of our contest is coming up! If you have a Valentine&#8217;s story and haven&#8217;t submitted yet, you can still do so (click for details). Remember though, the sooner you submit, the sooner your story gets posted, the longer time you have to rack up <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/48'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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