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		<title>Penis Spam I Am</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2008 05:52:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Stewart Fox, Age 29, Los Angeles After a wonderful April and a spectacular March, May has been strangely silent here at HNTGL. Just when I started to think that more and more people were visiting the site and submitting stories, the flow of new material suddenly and mysteriously stopped. Why? I&#8217;m not sure. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/149'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>She Played Annoying To Get</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Oblivious, Age 26, The Netherlands I met this pretty young girl at sports, but didn&#8217;t really pay her much attention. We basically never said a word to each other for half a year, maybe a year or so. Then one evening, the group went out to a club, and all of the sudden, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/144'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Does the rock hard loser come à la mode?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/118</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lynn, Age 36, Atlanta, GA It was an evening of firsts. The first date since my divorce, the first with a gentleman I&#8217;d met online, and the first with a man over forty. He seemed great on paper: tall, chiseled face, a banker. But from the moment we said hello, I could tell <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/118'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Ooh, I bet you say that to EVERY girl you meet!</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/110</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jul 2007 05:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Sarah So, after a somewhat promising email chain, I finally went on a date with the guy I&#8217;ll call Train Wreck. In a period of an hour or less, he proceeded to do / ask me / tell me all of the following things: 1. He&#8217;s so glad that he joined a fraternity <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/110'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Better Late Than Ever</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/105</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 04:26:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Girl Story - No Sex for Guy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Teri, Age 24, Hialeah, FL Juan was a dreamboat in his pictures, and our online flirtation got pretty serious pretty quick. We talked on the phone and planned our date, and he was pitch perfect: confident, cool, and funny. He gave very good phone. He was going to pick me up from my <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/105'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Man in Dolphin&#8217;s Clothing</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/97</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2007 06:56:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Sarah, Age 31, Philadelphia, PA I met this marine biologist (yes, a marine biologist!) on match.com, and he seemed like a real catch: cute, funny, sincere. We exchanged a few emails, then he left town for a month on some research expedition before we could actually meet. While he was away, he emailed <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/97'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thinking Outside Her Box</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/78</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:01:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Casey, Age 24, Boulder, CO I’m in college. One date away from finally boning Wanda Lewis, and that date is tonight. I think about her perfect pair bouncing around in those tight tank tops she always wears as we IM to confirm our plans. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/78'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Exotic Places to Visit</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/75</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Mar 2007 09:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Tom, Age 23, New York I had a crush on this chick from work, and one day I managed to actually get her back to my apartment. A little conversation, some vino, and we start making out. What a lucky bastard I am! This girl is amazingly hot and totally … well let’s <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/75'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dispatches from the Worldwide Web</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/55</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Mar 2007 00:32:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Frustrated Online Dater, Age 27, New York Attention Online daters… here are some things to avoid: (6) Telling your potential date that your interests include going out sometimes and staying in sometimes. Surprising, I know, as this does make you sound very unique and very exciting. But more information is required. (5) Having <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/55'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine Story &#8211; Date Loudly and Carry a Big Knife</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/49</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/49#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Valentine&#8217;s Day was probably not the best night for a first date, but we were both single and I figured it might make a good story if things actually worked out. We met at a restaurant, though I didn&#8217;t learn until we met up that she didn&#8217;t have a car and conned a friend of <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/49'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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