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	<title>How Not To Get Laid &#187; On Being Good</title>
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		<title>One of Those &#8220;Friend of a Friend&#8221; Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jack, 28, San Francisco, CA I got a call from this very sexy girl who had been dating a good friend of mine for several months. They had ended things on good terms recently, but rumor was that they might be relapsing occasionally. This girl was out of town visiting her terminally-ill grandfather. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/161'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cock-blocked by the clock</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Will, Age 35, Atlanta So it&#8217;s my senior year and my high school girlfriend and I had been having hot and heavy makeout sessions for months &#8211; 2 or 3 hours of &#8220;heavy petting&#8221; that drove us both insane&#8230;alas this was before oral sex became so common so never any relief! So one <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/159'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Surprising Political Position</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/158</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Jones, Age 29, Cleveland, Ohio In 2004, I was working on the presidential election. Our campaign had a major event and we were all put up in a fancy hotel. One of the long-term volunteers that I had been flirting with all summer was also at the event, but not staying in the hotel <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/158'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Boner With the Bathwater</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/156</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 39, Oklahoma I was 28, single, and was finally dating. I met this pretty 26-year old girl at work who was a single mom with a 18-month old daughter. She was often tired from the day and turned in around 9 pm, and that&#8217;s when I usually left on evenings when <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/156'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What are you trying to say exactly?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/154</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/154'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is That A Wallet In Your Pocket?  Or Not?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/151</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 50, Michigan After my divorce when I was 27, I moved back in with my parents so I could get back on my feet. I started hanging out at a bar across town near where I worked. I made real good friends with the bar maid after a few weeks. We <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/151'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>She Played Annoying To Get</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/144</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 Apr 2008 01:24:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Oblivious, Age 26, The Netherlands I met this pretty young girl at sports, but didn&#8217;t really pay her much attention. We basically never said a word to each other for half a year, maybe a year or so. Then one evening, the group went out to a club, and all of the sudden, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/144'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In Retrospect, Sex Would Have Been Nice Too</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/137</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Matthew, Age 61, New England, USA Then, not getting laid wasn&#8217;t what hurt the most. Now, forty-three years later, it is. There&#8217;s nothing like being in love the first time. Those feelings last forever. She was in love with me too, in the same way. We declared that, someday, we would get married. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/137'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Above Board, Above Belt, Beyond Stupid</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/130</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by J. Wordsworth, Age 26, Seattle I was a freshman in high school. I was 6&#8217;3&#8243;, skinny, wore glasses and took AP and honors classes. As you can imagine, I was completely inept when it came to girls. Utterly incompetent. I was incapable of saying anything remotely intelligent. I was also painfully aware of <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/130'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Putting the &#8220;Conservative&#8221; in Conservative</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/127</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/127#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jan 2008 19:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by JP note: this falls a little outside the norm for stories, but it seems to be in the spirit of the website. I was getting physical with a girl I worked with at a Christian camp. We had spent the entire summer focusing on our work and not noticing our increasing attraction to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/127'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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