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		<title>Firemen have this problem all the time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Linda, Age 29, Los Angeles It was my first year in the dorms. I was sharing a room with one other girl, and we&#8217;d only recently met but were becoming great friends. She kind enough to allow by BF from back home to come stay in our one tiny room for a week <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/169'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Can You Feel It?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rob, Age 30, Tulsa, OK This is a little different than most HNTGL stories in that this was mid-relationship, but I figured you might appreciate a fairly spectacular malfunction. So I got into a relationship with a kind, bubbly girl, and since we were very into each other we got to the deed <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/160'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stewart is on Vacation</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/101</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jun 2007 17:55:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will be on vacation for the next week. New stories will be posted starting June 13th. Please take this opportunity to engage in any of the following wonderful activities: 1. browse the HNTGL archives and read some of our awesome older stories (Dec, Jan, Feb, Mar, Apr, May) 2. walk away from your computer, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/101'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Looking for Stories!</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/98</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 May 2007 08:31:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Share your story with us this Memorial Day weekend! Be our 69th story! CLICK HERE!]]></description>
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		<title>Help the Mission This Weekend!</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/77</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:11:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Next week, HowNotToGetLaid.com will post its 50th story. [Make loud joyful noise of your choosing HERE] It&#8217;s been an amazing first three and a half months, and I thank all of you for making it so. The last few weeks have been particularly cool as we&#8217;ve gotten a terrific review on Jane&#8217;s Guide and lots <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/77'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>And the Winner is . . .</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/56</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 19:06:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jody from Chicago is the winner of How Not To Get Laid’s first Valentine’s Story Contest! Her entry, SHIVERS DOWN HIS SPINE, received the highest average rating (4.42) of all six submitted stories as of Valentine’s Eve. It’s a funny cautionary tale which you should all check out if you haven’t. As our winner, Jody <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/56'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Let the Valentine&#8217;s Stories Begin! (deadline extended)</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/48</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 23:18:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the week for Valentine&#8217;s Stories, and the first post of our contest is coming up! If you have a Valentine&#8217;s story and haven&#8217;t submitted yet, you can still do so (click for details). Remember though, the sooner you submit, the sooner your story gets posted, the longer time you have to rack up <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/48'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The After School Special</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/46</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Jan 2007 10:53:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(I love this story because it represents exactly what this website should be about: learning and personal growth. Heed the warning, children! — SF) Practically everyone experiments with some type of drugs when they are college. For me, I was pretty much the &#8220;pot guy&#8221; who occasionally dabbled in other drugs when offered but never <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/46'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>1st Annual Valentine&#8217;s Story Contest!   Win a FREE T-Shirt!</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/36</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/36#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Jan 2007 16:57:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of how my romantic life ebbed or flowed for the other 364 days a year, there was always one thing I could be certain of come February 14th: No date. No romance. No action. Relationships started and ended and always managed to carefully avoid this day. Was it a Valentine&#8217;s curse? I don&#8217;t know. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/36'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Too Darned Hot</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/28</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Dec 2006 19:22:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We’ve all been there. We’ve all had moments when the need for personal comfort overrides the need for sex. For me, there has been no better example of this than the following story. It was July 2001, the pre-9/11 New York City summer of carefree fun. Summer in NYC can be hot and this particular <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/28'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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