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	<title>How Not To Get Laid &#187; Melancholy</title>
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		<title>If I May Quote Christina Aguilera For A Moment Here &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/143</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by James, Age 29 This story is not nearly as funny as most on this site, but I think it&#8217;s got something important to say. I was dating this girl, Tina. She was amazing. Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, hourglass figure. Not only was she beautiful, but she was well-spoken, sweet and intelligent. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/143'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In Retrospect, Sex Would Have Been Nice Too</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Matthew, Age 61, New England, USA Then, not getting laid wasn&#8217;t what hurt the most. Now, forty-three years later, it is. There&#8217;s nothing like being in love the first time. Those feelings last forever. She was in love with me too, in the same way. We declared that, someday, we would get married. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/137'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Hard Job To Pull Off</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/129</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Michael, 19, Helsinki, Finland For some reason I tend to end up dating girls with some sort of self-issues. Because of this, getting beyond third base is an even bigger leap than usually. We had gone to bed like so many times before and were doing mutual masturbation. Unfortunately it wasn&#8217;t quite mutual. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/129'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Father Knows Breast</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/104</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:23:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Tom, Age 40, Hopkinton, New Hampshire As a 38 year-old single father, getting back into the dating world was tough enough. Getting laid was even harder. Two years ago, I started dating again, eight months after my ex-wife walked out the door leaving me alone with our two little boys (ages two and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/104'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Booze, Baseball, and Bloodflow</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/93</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2007 08:12:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Part 2 in our educational series about the dangers of alcohol. Part 3 to come in a few days. Listen and learn, children! &#8212; SF) Submitted by Ron, Age 29, Austin, TX It&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve, 2006, and I&#8217;ve got a night planned with a very attractive co-worker of mine. She and I have been <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/93'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Small Scary Steps</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Apr 2007 22:34:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Not every story has a funny punchline. I like this one for that reason. A bit more explicit than our standard fare, but also more risky and revealing. Check it out. &#8212; SF) Submitted by Chuck Morgan, 46, Putnam&#8217;s Landing, CT My wife rarely wore a bra and when she did, it was a flimsy <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/81'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Puppy Love Takes the Plunge</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Mar 2007 16:48:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Sue Hale, Caerphilly, South Wales England I was out on a blind date. Having spoken to the gentleman, I realized he was a dog lover so I suggested he bring his dog and we go for a walk. I chose a local historical castle for our blind date and bought the dog a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/71'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Been There, Done That</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/62</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 17:24:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In my eyes, we really and sincerely were just friends. Three years ago, he happened to show up at my place the night my dog died. Anyone who has lost a pet they loved, knows that you&#8217;re in an over-emotional place in the hours/days following. Not wanting to be alone, I begged him to stay. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/62'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>They Say She’s A Cat Person</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/59</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had just moved out of my old apartment, but due to some poor planning, my roommate and I weren’t able to get a subletter and ended up paying rent on two places for a month. My wallet still hates me. My roommate had already moved across country, but I was still in the same <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/59'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine Story &#8211; Her Front Row Seat</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/53</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Feb 2007 22:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was dating a guy I probably shouldn’t have, but I was young (22) and I didn’t know any better. He was 30, he made a lot of money, and he was the sort of guy who liked to show you how much money he made, the sort who would aggressively pay for everything just <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/53'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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