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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently guys need to be &#8220;in the mood&#8221; as well.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Blake, Age 28, Toronto Well, there was this girl I’d known for some time who was pretty cute. A bit odd but alright. We’d flirted on occasion and I knew she was interested but, frankly, I had better prospects at other times. I’d bunked over at her place for a few days between <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/162'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>College Student Saddened by Hottie&#8217;s Lack of Hygiene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Clark I was 23 and in my final year of university. I had a couple classes with this quirky little goth chick who had huge boobs. She worked out like maniac because she loved to ogle herself in corsets, and once she told me that, I figured it would be great to eventually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/155'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Is on the Body of the Beholder</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by C, Age 27, Europe So I had been traveling for a couple of months, kinda slumming it, and hadn&#8217;t been laid in a while. It was beginning to grate, getting to that stage where desperation was soon to follow. Then, a new girl showed up at the hostel-come-beach house where I&#8217;d been staying <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/152'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>At Least Someone Got Off</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/142</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna talk about it,&#8221; Age 24, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I&#8217;m not sure how to describe the place. It was a typical street outside a bar that played loud heavy-metal music and was packed with depressed teenager in black, which I was at the time. I was there sharing beers with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/142'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Comes With the Package</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we&#8217;ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.) Anyway, it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We&#8217;re dancing and everyone is having a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/140'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Bad Boy&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/138</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Da Man, Age 17 The most stupid thing I&#8217;ve ever done. I had a crush on this girl and invited her to a party I gave. I didn&#8217;t want to get with her at that party; all I cared about was to have fun, and the funny thing about women is&#8230; they love <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/138'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Boy is All Thumbs</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/123</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola harrington, Age 35, Mouseville, FL it&#8217;s the early 90s, and i&#8217;m 19 and an undergrad at a college in florida&#8217;s capital city. i have broken up with my boyfriend who lived in the same apartment complex, but we still get on really well. so well, in fact, that i hang out at <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/123'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Enough Said. (Ladies Edition)</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/122</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:47:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Romance texted me a picture of his penis. Submitted by Jenny, Age 33, Knoxville *** He kissed me like he was trying to massage my esophogas with his tongue. I suddenly remembered I had laundry to do. Submitted by Deb, Age 23, Michigan *** He wore pleated pants and no deodorant. Submitted by Mabel, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/122'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Stumpy Thumb&#8217;s Futon</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/120</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:30:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cara, Age 24, Ventura, CA Peter and I dated for nearly two months when I was eighteen. Things were going okay, but I was not serious about it and little things, like his arrogance and unique brand of vulgarity, kept stacking up: 1)He took pride in his unearned wealth that came from his <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/120'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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