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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One of Those &#8220;Friend of a Friend&#8221; Things</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jack, 28, San Francisco, CA I got a call from this very sexy girl who had been dating a good friend of mine for several months. They had ended things on good terms recently, but rumor was that they might be relapsing occasionally. This girl was out of town visiting her terminally-ill grandfather. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/161'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Boner With the Bathwater</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 39, Oklahoma I was 28, single, and was finally dating. I met this pretty 26-year old girl at work who was a single mom with a 18-month old daughter. She was often tired from the day and turned in around 9 pm, and that&#8217;s when I usually left on evenings when <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/156'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What are you trying to say exactly?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/154</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/154'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In Retrospect, Sex Would Have Been Nice Too</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/137</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Matthew, Age 61, New England, USA Then, not getting laid wasn&#8217;t what hurt the most. Now, forty-three years later, it is. There&#8217;s nothing like being in love the first time. Those feelings last forever. She was in love with me too, in the same way. We declared that, someday, we would get married. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/137'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Empty Condom, An Empty Bed, and Subtext</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Innocent Loverboy, Age 22, London I was in my university&#8217;s union bar, trying not to let the music get to me while sipping my usual non-alcoholic cocktail. Keeping in line with my life from the age of 18 onwards, I was perpetually single, and to be frank, the idiots getting off with other <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/135'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One Moment of Silence</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/131</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Michelle, Age 20, California I was in college (this was not too long ago), and I was doing some volunteering through school. I gave rides from the work site to the school for a few weeks. Usually I got stuck with two annoying girls and this one good looking guy. I was shy <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/131'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Above Board, Above Belt, Beyond Stupid</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/130</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by J. Wordsworth, Age 26, Seattle I was a freshman in high school. I was 6&#8217;3&#8243;, skinny, wore glasses and took AP and honors classes. As you can imagine, I was completely inept when it came to girls. Utterly incompetent. I was incapable of saying anything remotely intelligent. I was also painfully aware of <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/130'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thinking Positivity . . . If You Wanna Be With Me</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/124</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Claire E., Age 22, San Francisco If you want to sleep with the girl&#8230; &#8230;spend less time brooding about your luck with women, and more time touching her goodies. &#8230;spend less time vocalizing your concerns that she doesn&#8217;t want to sleep with you, and more time touching her goodies. &#8230;spend less time arguing <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/124'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Do I Have To Spell It Out For You?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/121</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2007 05:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jackson, Age 25, Philadelphia, PA I was two years out of college when I found myself on a date with this younger girl who was still going to school at my alma mater. I’d always thought she was hot, but I was being realistic and not really expecting too much from this date. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/121'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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