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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Recipe For Ruining A Sure Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jimmy, Age 22, Salt Lake City, UT So I&#8217;m from Salt Lake City, UT. You may have heard rumors about this place. Despite what you have heard, one thing Salt Lake City is known for is getting some &#8216;hanky panky.&#8217; However, I&#8217;m still 22 years old and still haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/164'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>College Student Saddened by Hottie&#8217;s Lack of Hygiene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Clark I was 23 and in my final year of university. I had a couple classes with this quirky little goth chick who had huge boobs. She worked out like maniac because she loved to ogle herself in corsets, and once she told me that, I figured it would be great to eventually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/155'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Golden Oldie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs Just found this site and thought I&#8217;d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college. We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/153'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Headstrong Lover</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/150</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Too much head, Age 24 This isn&#8217;t a story of how not to get laid, this is a story about how not to get laid a second time. I had a crush on this guy, small one, but a crush. He made me laugh. And he was always talking about how long it&#8217;d <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/150'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Doing It In The Bathroom</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola, age 35, mouseville, FL I had been married for eight years when my husband up &#038; left for&#8230; I dunno, greener pastures or something. I was a 32yo MILF who&#8217;d finished licking her wounds and crying like a whipped puppy, and had found a great 21yo guy online. Before you pass judgment <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/145'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>At Least Someone Got Off</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/142</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna talk about it,&#8221; Age 24, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I&#8217;m not sure how to describe the place. It was a typical street outside a bar that played loud heavy-metal music and was packed with depressed teenager in black, which I was at the time. I was there sharing beers with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/142'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Comes With the Package</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we&#8217;ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.) Anyway, it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We&#8217;re dancing and everyone is having a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/140'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twuwy, Madwy, Deepwy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/139</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lauren, Age 21, Toronto When I was in my last year of high school, a very sexy older boy asked me out. Naturally, I accepted. It is a mark of prestige, attractiveness and intelligence for a high school girl to be with a university boy. We began dating. We didn&#8217;t go far for <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/139'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gastastic</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/136</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by humiliation express, age 17 let out a loud LOUD ripper TWICE during an important meeting, and i remember the last time it happened, the girl got laughed at, so i left the room, and while leaving, let off a few more. i was too ashamed to return, and now i have to see <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/136'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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