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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Recipe For Ruining A Sure Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jimmy, Age 22, Salt Lake City, UT So I&#8217;m from Salt Lake City, UT. You may have heard rumors about this place. Despite what you have heard, one thing Salt Lake City is known for is getting some &#8216;hanky panky.&#8217; However, I&#8217;m still 22 years old and still haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/164'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Doing It In The Bathroom</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/145</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 05:09:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola, age 35, mouseville, FL I had been married for eight years when my husband up &#038; left for&#8230; I dunno, greener pastures or something. I was a 32yo MILF who&#8217;d finished licking her wounds and crying like a whipped puppy, and had found a great 21yo guy online. Before you pass judgment <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/145'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If I May Quote Christina Aguilera For A Moment Here &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/143</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by James, Age 29 This story is not nearly as funny as most on this site, but I think it&#8217;s got something important to say. I was dating this girl, Tina. She was amazing. Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, hourglass figure. Not only was she beautiful, but she was well-spoken, sweet and intelligent. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/143'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Sauced Stag</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/141</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rolf, Age 25, UK It was my brothers stag do. A weekend of getting extremely drunk and a chance to chat up different women in a city I&#8217;d never been to before. I&#8217;m from a small village so you tend to chat up and get rejected by all the girls pretty quickly. I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/141'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Comes With the Package</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we&#8217;ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.) Anyway, it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We&#8217;re dancing and everyone is having a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/140'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Gastastic</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/136</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:53:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by humiliation express, age 17 let out a loud LOUD ripper TWICE during an important meeting, and i remember the last time it happened, the girl got laughed at, so i left the room, and while leaving, let off a few more. i was too ashamed to return, and now i have to see <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/136'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Story #100: That&#8217;s What Locks Are For</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/133</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Rejoice, readers! We have finally hit our 100th story! This one&#8217;s from Michelle, who had a story posted earlier this week. This tale is just as good as her first, and I think you will enjoy it.&#8211;SF) Submitted by Michelle, Age 20, California I am at a pool party. I am single for the first <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/133'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Above Board, Above Belt, Beyond Stupid</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/130</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Feb 2008 20:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by J. Wordsworth, Age 26, Seattle I was a freshman in high school. I was 6&#8217;3&#8243;, skinny, wore glasses and took AP and honors classes. As you can imagine, I was completely inept when it came to girls. Utterly incompetent. I was incapable of saying anything remotely intelligent. I was also painfully aware of <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/130'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Boy is All Thumbs</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/123</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola harrington, Age 35, Mouseville, FL it&#8217;s the early 90s, and i&#8217;m 19 and an undergrad at a college in florida&#8217;s capital city. i have broken up with my boyfriend who lived in the same apartment complex, but we still get on really well. so well, in fact, that i hang out at <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/123'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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