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	<title>How Not To Get Laid &#187; Guy Story &#8211; No Sex for Guy</title>
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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One of Those &#8220;Friend of a Friend&#8221; Things</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/161</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jack, 28, San Francisco, CA I got a call from this very sexy girl who had been dating a good friend of mine for several months. They had ended things on good terms recently, but rumor was that they might be relapsing occasionally. This girl was out of town visiting her terminally-ill grandfather. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/161'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Recipe For Ruining A Sure Thing</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/164</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jimmy, Age 22, Salt Lake City, UT So I&#8217;m from Salt Lake City, UT. You may have heard rumors about this place. Despite what you have heard, one thing Salt Lake City is known for is getting some &#8216;hanky panky.&#8217; However, I&#8217;m still 22 years old and still haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/164'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Can You Feel It?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/160</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 04:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rob, Age 30, Tulsa, OK This is a little different than most HNTGL stories in that this was mid-relationship, but I figured you might appreciate a fairly spectacular malfunction. So I got into a relationship with a kind, bubbly girl, and since we were very into each other we got to the deed <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/160'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Cock-blocked by the clock</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/159</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2008 11:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Will, Age 35, Atlanta So it&#8217;s my senior year and my high school girlfriend and I had been having hot and heavy makeout sessions for months &#8211; 2 or 3 hours of &#8220;heavy petting&#8221; that drove us both insane&#8230;alas this was before oral sex became so common so never any relief! So one <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/159'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Surprising Political Position</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/158</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 12:10:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Jones, Age 29, Cleveland, Ohio In 2004, I was working on the presidential election. Our campaign had a major event and we were all put up in a fancy hotel. One of the long-term volunteers that I had been flirting with all summer was also at the event, but not staying in the hotel <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/158'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Boner With the Bathwater</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/156</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 18:00:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 39, Oklahoma I was 28, single, and was finally dating. I met this pretty 26-year old girl at work who was a single mom with a 18-month old daughter. She was often tired from the day and turned in around 9 pm, and that&#8217;s when I usually left on evenings when <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/156'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What are you trying to say exactly?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/154</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/154#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/154'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Golden Oldie</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/153</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs Just found this site and thought I&#8217;d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college. We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/153'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Is on the Body of the Beholder</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/152</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/152#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by C, Age 27, Europe So I had been traveling for a couple of months, kinda slumming it, and hadn&#8217;t been laid in a while. It was beginning to grate, getting to that stage where desperation was soon to follow. Then, a new girl showed up at the hostel-come-beach house where I&#8217;d been staying <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/152'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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