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	<title>How Not To Get Laid &#187; Guy Story &#8211; No Sex for Girl</title>
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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If only I could go back in time and make myself forget she said that&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by FilmFan, Age 27, Atlanta, GA So I go out to see my friend&#8217;s band at a venue that was a few blocks from my house. Afterward, a few of the band members come over and bring some of their friends. We have a few drinks, and as the night goes on, people gradually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/166'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/165</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently guys need to be &#8220;in the mood&#8221; as well.</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/162</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Blake, Age 28, Toronto Well, there was this girl I’d known for some time who was pretty cute. A bit odd but alright. We’d flirted on occasion and I knew she was interested but, frankly, I had better prospects at other times. I’d bunked over at her place for a few days between <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/162'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>College Student Saddened by Hottie&#8217;s Lack of Hygiene</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/155</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Clark I was 23 and in my final year of university. I had a couple classes with this quirky little goth chick who had huge boobs. She worked out like maniac because she loved to ogle herself in corsets, and once she told me that, I figured it would be great to eventually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/155'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If I May Quote Christina Aguilera For A Moment Here &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 16:42:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by James, Age 29 This story is not nearly as funny as most on this site, but I think it&#8217;s got something important to say. I was dating this girl, Tina. She was amazing. Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, hourglass figure. Not only was she beautiful, but she was well-spoken, sweet and intelligent. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/143'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Inside Her Mouth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/119</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 21:56:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Joseph, Age 21, Massachusetts Sophomore year. I had been flirting with this totally gorgeous girl in my biochem class for months (let&#8217;s call her &#8220;Dana&#8221;), and that flirting had finally paid off. We went together to a concert on campus and were walking back in the direction of our dorms. We were talking <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/119'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Good Reason To Pull Out</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/100</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jun 2007 17:59:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by J.E., Age 33, Seattle Right after our second hook-up we had a brief discussion. Still laying in bed, this is how the conversation went. Her: Do you have anything I need to be worried about? (e.g. an STD) Me: Uh, no. (Wondering where this question is coming from) Her: Well, you always wear <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/100'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Subpar Brotherly Love</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/61</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 16:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Went home with a girl from a bar one night and started getting down and dirty. I was completely drunk and suddenly realized that there was another bloke in the room, asleep on her floor. I asked her who it was, and she said, &#8220;it&#8217;s just my little brother who&#8217;s visiting from out of town.&#8221; <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/61'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>They Say She’s A Cat Person</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/59</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Feb 2007 11:10:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I had just moved out of my old apartment, but due to some poor planning, my roommate and I weren’t able to get a subletter and ended up paying rent on two places for a month. My wallet still hates me. My roommate had already moved across country, but I was still in the same <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/59'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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