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		<title>The Mama&#8217;s Boy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/170</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Christy, Age 25, Detroit I was pleased as punch to run into my big high school crush last year and find that he was really into me too. It seemed so perfect! No awkward first date jitters or stilted conversation &#8211; we already knew each other! We could barely keep our hands off <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/170'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Plea for Bells and Whistles</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by I Hate Cricket Sex, 25, NYC This isn&#8217;t a particularly titillating story, but it should really help a lot of young men out there. I met a cute, albeit slightly younger, guy at a bar last summer. I&#8217;d recently gone through a break up and was looking for some no-strings fun, and this <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/163'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Headstrong Lover</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/150</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Too much head, Age 24 This isn&#8217;t a story of how not to get laid, this is a story about how not to get laid a second time. I had a crush on this guy, small one, but a crush. He made me laugh. And he was always talking about how long it&#8217;d <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/150'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Comes With the Package</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we&#8217;ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.) Anyway, it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We&#8217;re dancing and everyone is having a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/140'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twuwy, Madwy, Deepwy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/139</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lauren, Age 21, Toronto When I was in my last year of high school, a very sexy older boy asked me out. Naturally, I accepted. It is a mark of prestige, attractiveness and intelligence for a high school girl to be with a university boy. We began dating. We didn&#8217;t go far for <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/139'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Story #100: That&#8217;s What Locks Are For</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/133</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Feb 2008 20:38:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Rejoice, readers! We have finally hit our 100th story! This one&#8217;s from Michelle, who had a story posted earlier this week. This tale is just as good as her first, and I think you will enjoy it.&#8211;SF) Submitted by Michelle, Age 20, California I am at a pool party. I am single for the first <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/133'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If HNTGL doesn&#8217;t do it for you, I know a police department you can call &#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/132</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Eve When I was in high school, I was an athletic girl and was on some sports teams. Note: I am not petite, but still, sports are my thing, so I&#8217;m not fat or anything. Then came graduation. I wore a stunning brown dress, and normally I wouldn&#8217;t have considered wearing something with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/132'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>and they say romance is dead . . .</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/125</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Elizabeth, Age 25, Austin, TX I was drinking with one of my really good guy friends (or so I thought). In the past we had hooked up. So why not again? I told him to use a condom. In the middle of the deed, he messes up the condom. He tells me &#8220;I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/125'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Thinking Positivity . . . If You Wanna Be With Me</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/124</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Dec 2007 05:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Claire E., Age 22, San Francisco If you want to sleep with the girl&#8230; &#8230;spend less time brooding about your luck with women, and more time touching her goodies. &#8230;spend less time vocalizing your concerns that she doesn&#8217;t want to sleep with you, and more time touching her goodies. &#8230;spend less time arguing <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/124'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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