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		<title>The Mama&#8217;s Boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Christy, Age 25, Detroit I was pleased as punch to run into my big high school crush last year and find that he was really into me too. It seemed so perfect! No awkward first date jitters or stilted conversation &#8211; we already knew each other! We could barely keep our hands off <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/170'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/168</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If only I could go back in time and make myself forget she said that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/166</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by FilmFan, Age 27, Atlanta, GA So I go out to see my friend&#8217;s band at a venue that was a few blocks from my house. Afterward, a few of the band members come over and bring some of their friends. We have a few drinks, and as the night goes on, people gradually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/166'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Plea for Bells and Whistles</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by I Hate Cricket Sex, 25, NYC This isn&#8217;t a particularly titillating story, but it should really help a lot of young men out there. I met a cute, albeit slightly younger, guy at a bar last summer. I&#8217;d recently gone through a break up and was looking for some no-strings fun, and this <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/163'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Apparently guys need to be &#8220;in the mood&#8221; as well.</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/162</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:09:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Blake, Age 28, Toronto Well, there was this girl I’d known for some time who was pretty cute. A bit odd but alright. We’d flirted on occasion and I knew she was interested but, frankly, I had better prospects at other times. I’d bunked over at her place for a few days between <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/162'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Watch The Mouth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/146</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Anon, Age 20, UK I&#8217;ve always been a bit shite with girls. In my 20 years of life I&#8217;ve slept with only two girls, one of which was more of a &#8220;was mounted by a whale&#8221; than a proper lay. I broke up with my ex about 15 months ago now. I haven&#8217;t <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/146'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Sauced Stag</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/141</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rolf, Age 25, UK It was my brothers stag do. A weekend of getting extremely drunk and a chance to chat up different women in a city I&#8217;d never been to before. I&#8217;m from a small village so you tend to chat up and get rejected by all the girls pretty quickly. I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/141'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twuwy, Madwy, Deepwy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/139</link>
		<comments>http://hntgl.com/archives/139#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lauren, Age 21, Toronto When I was in my last year of high school, a very sexy older boy asked me out. Naturally, I accepted. It is a mark of prestige, attractiveness and intelligence for a high school girl to be with a university boy. We began dating. We didn&#8217;t go far for <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/139'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Empty Condom, An Empty Bed, and Subtext</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Innocent Loverboy, Age 22, London I was in my university&#8217;s union bar, trying not to let the music get to me while sipping my usual non-alcoholic cocktail. Keeping in line with my life from the age of 18 onwards, I was perpetually single, and to be frank, the idiots getting off with other <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/135'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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