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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/165</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Recipe For Ruining A Sure Thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jimmy, Age 22, Salt Lake City, UT So I&#8217;m from Salt Lake City, UT. You may have heard rumors about this place. Despite what you have heard, one thing Salt Lake City is known for is getting some &#8216;hanky panky.&#8217; However, I&#8217;m still 22 years old and still haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/164'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What are you trying to say exactly?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/154</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/154'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Golden Oldie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs Just found this site and thought I&#8217;d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college. We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/153'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Is on the Body of the Beholder</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/152</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by C, Age 27, Europe So I had been traveling for a couple of months, kinda slumming it, and hadn&#8217;t been laid in a while. It was beginning to grate, getting to that stage where desperation was soon to follow. Then, a new girl showed up at the hostel-come-beach house where I&#8217;d been staying <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/152'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Watch The Mouth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/146</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Anon, Age 20, UK I&#8217;ve always been a bit shite with girls. In my 20 years of life I&#8217;ve slept with only two girls, one of which was more of a &#8220;was mounted by a whale&#8221; than a proper lay. I broke up with my ex about 15 months ago now. I haven&#8217;t <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/146'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>At Least Someone Got Off</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/142</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna talk about it,&#8221; Age 24, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I&#8217;m not sure how to describe the place. It was a typical street outside a bar that played loud heavy-metal music and was packed with depressed teenager in black, which I was at the time. I was there sharing beers with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/142'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Sauced Stag</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/141</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 04:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rolf, Age 25, UK It was my brothers stag do. A weekend of getting extremely drunk and a chance to chat up different women in a city I&#8217;d never been to before. I&#8217;m from a small village so you tend to chat up and get rejected by all the girls pretty quickly. I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/141'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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