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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Golden Oldie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs Just found this site and thought I&#8217;d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college. We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/153'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Is on the Body of the Beholder</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/152</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2008 22:13:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by C, Age 27, Europe So I had been traveling for a couple of months, kinda slumming it, and hadn&#8217;t been laid in a while. It was beginning to grate, getting to that stage where desperation was soon to follow. Then, a new girl showed up at the hostel-come-beach house where I&#8217;d been staying <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/152'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Bad Boy&#8217;s Story</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/138</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:07:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Da Man, Age 17 The most stupid thing I&#8217;ve ever done. I had a crush on this girl and invited her to a party I gave. I didn&#8217;t want to get with her at that party; all I cared about was to have fun, and the funny thing about women is&#8230; they love <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/138'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If HNTGL doesn&#8217;t do it for you, I know a police department you can call &#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Eve When I was in high school, I was an athletic girl and was on some sports teams. Note: I am not petite, but still, sports are my thing, so I&#8217;m not fat or anything. Then came graduation. I wore a stunning brown dress, and normally I wouldn&#8217;t have considered wearing something with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/132'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Hard Job To Pull Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jan 2008 22:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Michael, 19, Helsinki, Finland For some reason I tend to end up dating girls with some sort of self-issues. Because of this, getting beyond third base is an even bigger leap than usually. We had gone to bed like so many times before and were doing mutual masturbation. Unfortunately it wasn&#8217;t quite mutual. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/129'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>and they say romance is dead . . .</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/125</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Elizabeth, Age 25, Austin, TX I was drinking with one of my really good guy friends (or so I thought). In the past we had hooked up. So why not again? I told him to use a condom. In the middle of the deed, he messes up the condom. He tells me &#8220;I <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/125'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Boy is All Thumbs</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/123</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola harrington, Age 35, Mouseville, FL it&#8217;s the early 90s, and i&#8217;m 19 and an undergrad at a college in florida&#8217;s capital city. i have broken up with my boyfriend who lived in the same apartment complex, but we still get on really well. so well, in fact, that i hang out at <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/123'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Does the rock hard loser come à la mode?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/118</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2007 17:59:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lynn, Age 36, Atlanta, GA It was an evening of firsts. The first date since my divorce, the first with a gentleman I&#8217;d met online, and the first with a man over forty. He seemed great on paper: tall, chiseled face, a banker. But from the moment we said hello, I could tell <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/118'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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