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		<title>Firemen have this problem all the time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Linda, Age 29, Los Angeles It was my first year in the dorms. I was sharing a room with one other girl, and we&#8217;d only recently met but were becoming great friends. She kind enough to allow by BF from back home to come stay in our one tiny room for a week <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/169'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>College Student Saddened by Hottie&#8217;s Lack of Hygiene</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 00:12:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Clark I was 23 and in my final year of university. I had a couple classes with this quirky little goth chick who had huge boobs. She worked out like maniac because she loved to ogle herself in corsets, and once she told me that, I figured it would be great to eventually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/155'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>What are you trying to say exactly?</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/154</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 19:37:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Shy Nerd, Age 24, Portland OR So I entered and exited adolescence a shy, bashful nerdy type who had many chances to get laid and ended up successfully avoiding each one. The funniest story, however, came when I was still a virgin and in college. I had this female friend who I had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/154'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Golden Oldie</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Aug 2008 16:58:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs Just found this site and thought I&#8217;d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college. We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/153'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>It Comes With the Package</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/140</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Mar 2008 04:21:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we&#8217;ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.) Anyway, it&#8217;s New Year&#8217;s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We&#8217;re dancing and everyone is having a <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/140'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Twuwy, Madwy, Deepwy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/139</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Mar 2008 03:58:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Lauren, Age 21, Toronto When I was in my last year of high school, a very sexy older boy asked me out. Naturally, I accepted. It is a mark of prestige, attractiveness and intelligence for a high school girl to be with a university boy. We began dating. We didn&#8217;t go far for <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/139'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>In Retrospect, Sex Would Have Been Nice Too</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/137</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 14:36:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Matthew, Age 61, New England, USA Then, not getting laid wasn&#8217;t what hurt the most. Now, forty-three years later, it is. There&#8217;s nothing like being in love the first time. Those feelings last forever. She was in love with me too, in the same way. We declared that, someday, we would get married. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/137'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>An Empty Condom, An Empty Bed, and Subtext</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Mar 2008 06:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Innocent Loverboy, Age 22, London I was in my university&#8217;s union bar, trying not to let the music get to me while sipping my usual non-alcoholic cocktail. Keeping in line with my life from the age of 18 onwards, I was perpetually single, and to be frank, the idiots getting off with other <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/135'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One Moment of Silence</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/131</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Michelle, Age 20, California I was in college (this was not too long ago), and I was doing some volunteering through school. I gave rides from the work site to the school for a few weeks. Usually I got stuck with two annoying girls and this one good looking guy. I was shy <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/131'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Boy is All Thumbs</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/123</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Dec 2007 07:11:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola harrington, Age 35, Mouseville, FL it&#8217;s the early 90s, and i&#8217;m 19 and an undergrad at a college in florida&#8217;s capital city. i have broken up with my boyfriend who lived in the same apartment complex, but we still get on really well. so well, in fact, that i hang out at <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/123'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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