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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Is That A Wallet In Your Pocket?  Or Not?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 50, Michigan After my divorce when I was 27, I moved back in with my parents so I could get back on my feet. I started hanging out at a bar across town near where I worked. I made real good friends with the bar maid after a few weeks. We <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/151'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>At Least Someone Got Off</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 23:34:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna talk about it,&#8221; Age 24, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil I&#8217;m not sure how to describe the place. It was a typical street outside a bar that played loud heavy-metal music and was packed with depressed teenager in black, which I was at the time. I was there sharing beers with <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/142'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One Moment of Silence</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:14:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Michelle, Age 20, California I was in college (this was not too long ago), and I was doing some volunteering through school. I gave rides from the work site to the school for a few weeks. Usually I got stuck with two annoying girls and this one good looking guy. I was shy <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/131'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Braking the Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:29:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Paul, Age 36, Baltimore, MD I&#8217;m in high school. My girlfriend Laura is driving. She parks her Toyota on top of a hill in the middle of the woods. You could call this make-out point except I don&#8217;t think anyone else knows about this place except us. At last, we&#8217;re alone, two virgins, <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/86'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Valentine Story &#8211; Date Loudly and Carry a Big Knife</title>
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