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Some guys never bother to look at a map first
Posted: August 17th, 2007
(I find it curious that, all of a sudden, most of my stories seem to be coming from women. Will this trend continue? Or will the boys start fessing up to their mistakes again? Anyhow, here’s another international entry for you. This story is a little racy and all sorts of wrong, but who am I to judge? Enjoy. — SF)
Submitted by Alexandria, Age 21, London
This actually happened! I still find myself wondering if it really happened or if I just made it up. A bunch of years ago when I was sixteen, I’d made it into a night club. Two years before I was supposed to get in there. The bouncer had been more interested in looking at my boobs than my ID.
Once in the club I was moving to the music, getting drunk, basically enjoying a night out. I felt someone coming up behind me, asking if I wanted to dance with him. I turned around and spotted this really hot guy.
“Why not?” I said.
Dancing led to making out and making out led to me forgetting the time. So I missed my last bus home. This guy lived five minutes from the club, and he told me I could spend the night there if I wanted to.
I didn’t mind. I was horny and he was gorgeous.
Later that night, we’re getting naked on his bed.
“Is that your clitoris?” WHAT DID HE JUST SAY?!?
“Pardon?”
“That,” he said and pointed, an inch off. “Is that your clitoris?”
“Uhm, no…” I said.
“This then?” Moving in the wrong direction. He is now pointing vaguely in the direction of my asshole.
“Uhm, wait two seconds,” I said, got of the bed and started getting dressed.
“What are you doing?” he asked me bewildered.
“You obviously won’t be worth the time,” I told him pulling my jumper over my head. “So I’m going to go home and try to forget this ever happened.”
And I left, leaving him naked on his bed, not understanding what was wrong.
(21 votes, average: 4.19 out of 5)
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Alexandria, you certainly suffer no fools. I keep wondering whether this guy wasn\’t just messing around. Is it possible that he just made the world\’s most poorly timed poorly executed joke?
Either there’s something wrong with that guys brain, or there’s something seriously wrong with your anatomy.
I can’t think why anybody would even ASK that.
Stewart- I seriously hope he was just messing around, but I didn’t think it was worth it to stick around. Even though he was bloody gorgeous.
Mike- Nothing wrong with my anatomy! =P
That story reminds me of something I read on Vix’s blog =P theovereducatednympho.com
Something similar happened to her.
Lucky for him anyway, since you were jailbait at the time!
Not in the UK. 16 is the age of consent over here.
I have no idea how some guys can’t find a girl’s clit, it’s RIGHT THERE! Not being about find the G-Spot is one thing, but not finding the clit is like not finding a nipple.