How Not to Get Laid

Submitted by Sue Hale, Caerphilly, South Wales England

I was out on a blind date. Having spoken to the gentleman, I realized he was a dog lover so I suggested he bring his dog and we go for a walk. I chose a local historical castle for our blind date and bought the dog a ball to break the ice! We met up, and I threw the ball for the dog which he brought back. The guy then threw the ball, and it went into a hedge. The dog followed — over a 100 ft. cliff! I was like a chocolate teapot and phoned the fire brigade on my mobile. Several minutes later, two fire engines arrived, with 7 fireman. They rescued the dog and put him at the foot of the drawbridge of the medieval castle. Whilst we were waiting for the vet, a bride and groom came down the drawbridge dressed in medieval costumes! It was really funny: all the wedding guests dressed in medieval costumes and firemen running around everywhere with their helmets. None of the wedding guests wanted to pose for photos - they were all concerned for the dog! Anyway, I didn’t see the guy again. And unfortunately, the dog didn’t make it!

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