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Mike Tyson Has This Problem All the Time

Posted: April 23rd, 2007

Submitted by Trevor, Age 20, New Jersey

I got into an accident on my skateboard and broke the fall with my face. Sucked, but I didn’t think too much of it at the time. Later on, I’m making out with my girlfriend, and my tooth comes out in her mouth. Yeah, that kind of killed the mood. Definitely didn’t get laid that night.

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Categories: Guy Story - No Sex for Guy, Humiliation, How Not To Get Laid, Icky and/or Gross.

One Response to “Mike Tyson Has This Problem All the Time”

  1. Elliott - (February 2nd, 2008, 9:11am )

    Now there’s a unique tale. I wonder if anyone else has further stories of body parts coming adrift at the wrong times (is there ever a right time for such things?). I wonder what’s next … a wooden leg coming off?

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