It Comes With the Package
Posted: March 30th, 2008
Submitted by Meagan, Age 24, New Orleans
Back in college I was dating this total alcoholic (we’ll call him K) whom I was with for 2 years. (Love is definitely blind sometimes.)
Anyway, it’s New Year’s Eve and we went with some friends to a club to celebrate. We’re dancing and everyone is having a good time.
All of a sudden, K grabs my hand and puts it on his package. It’s pretty evident to me that he’s excited. He says, “It’s all for you baby!” I was pretty mortified, especially since he didn’t seem interested in giving my hand back to me and people were staring. I guess that I wasn’t drunk enough or something, but I was pretty annoyed and ended up leaving soon after.
Needless to say, we both slept in our respective beds that night, and a breakup was looming large on the horizon.
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Great blog! NOT getting laid, however, is the easy part!
Haha, reminds me of this girl I dated for awhile (yeah, love was blind with her too). I remember her coming to visit me at my workplace, while I’m working. She starts making out with me, and feeling me up (and yeah, feeling me up THERE) in the middle of the store. I mean uh, I might have been thrilled had I been at my apartment, but I was kinda mortified, and also had no desire to get fired.