If I May Quote Christina Aguilera For A Moment Here …
Posted: April 9th, 2008
Submitted by James, Age 29
This story is not nearly as funny as most on this site, but I think it’s got something important to say.
I was dating this girl, Tina. She was amazing. Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, hourglass figure. Not only was she beautiful, but she was well-spoken, sweet and intelligent. Even after a couple of dates, I was falling for her. Hard.
One thing bothered me though. At every meal, she would order a salad and water and bust out her diet book to write down absolutely everything she touched to her lips. She even wrote down the number of popcorn kernels she ate when we went to the movies! I asked her why she did this and she said that it was just to keep tabs on what she ate. I thought it was weird, as she was an athletic-looking trim girl, but I let it go.
About a month after I first saw her, I knew that it was going to be “THE NIGHT” when I picked her up. We had a sexually charged dinner and I was just aching to get the bill and get out of there to take this goddess home with me.
I brought her back to my apartment and started kissing her right away, moving straight to my bedroom. She undid my pants and pulled off my shirt. I started to unzip her dress, but then she jumped up to turn off the lights. She got back into bed, and I unzipped her dress. She squirmed out of it and dove under the covers.
I put my hand onto her belly. “Please don’t touch me there” she whispered. I slid my hands down her thigh. “Please, not there.” Her arms. Everywhere.
I got off her and asked her how I was supposed to make love to her if she didn’t let me touch her. She burst into tears about what a “fat cow” she was and how she didn’t want me to see her disgusting “rolls”. It made me so sad to see such a gorgeous wonderful girl so crippled by her low self-esteem.
I spent the rest of the night hugging her close and letting her cry. I’m still with her, and I’m really glad that we didn’t have sex that night because it was the most intimate thing either of us had ever done.
Trust me, ladies, you’re beautiful. There is nothing more beautiful than a naked woman, no matter what she weighs, no matter what her flaws are. From pin-thin to rubanesque, have confidence in yourself and your body and don’t let your weight control you.
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“well-spoken, sweet and intelligent” works for the story as well.
that’s lovely and thoughtful.
That sucked! Booooooo!!
“There is nothing more beautiful than a naked woman, no matter what she weighs, no matter what her flaws are.”
Uh, no, that’s just not true. Some women are not attractive unclothed, and not all women are equally hot. Stop trying to act like a sensitive dude because you know what you’re saying just isn’t true.
Yeah come on, we get your point about trying to be cool with the ladies but some chicks look better dressed than undressed and others look better naked than with clothes and some others simply look terrible even from an airplane. Same applies to guys.
. . . waiting for a punchline. . . . lascivious behavior. . . no no ?? JK — thanks for sharing. =)
lol, i guess it’s true in the sense of all women are beautiful … but really though, I must agree: not all women are beautiful, naked or clothed … some just fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down
That being said, beauty isn’t the most important thing.
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So did you marry her?
I think what the writer is trying to say, guys, is that if he’s got you in the sack and trying to bone you, he must think you’re reasonably attractive to want to do you. So, be comfortable with who you are. Obviously, he is turned on by you, or he wouldn’t be in the sack with you.
Yeah, some women are gross regardless. But, if your fella thinks you look good enough to boink, revel in your sexiness and give him something to come back for again and again! A sexy attitude and confidence go a long way in MAKING you appealing to the opposite sex.
Beautiful.
I think you did the right thing, James. But to add my two cents that could be interpreted as on the same path as some of the later comments but that’s not exactly the way I am going:
It is true that not everyone looks great naked. It happens that the girl you were with did, but she didn’t think so for some bizarre reason. However, it is true that pretty much any woman — thin, chubby, damnright obese, hot, mild, homely, and scary — can and will get laid. So the folks above who are disparaging on women for not being great undressed: remember, you probably screwed someone just like the person you’re describing and you liked it. Or if it wasn’t you, it was someone you know. Either way — that chick doesn’t sleep alone every night, and there’s a whole big porn industry (and a big marriage industry) to prove there’s a demand for her. Peace out.