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Hoping for a Fair Shake

Posted: August 24th, 2007

Submitted by Mike, Age 40, Virginia Beach, VA

I was in college and helping to teach a Women’s Self Defense class. We had one girl who was gorgeous. She was known to be a bit flaky in that she would just randomly pick a guy and have sex with him. It was a dice roll when the window would open. So I figured I would try my luck. We talked after class, and I walked her out to her car. She told me to meet her the next day. So the next day we met to hang out a little and then all of a sudden she says let’s go back to my dorm room. I was like “lucky 7″. So we headed back to her room. Only to find her roommate there sick. I have to admit she made every attempt to be nice and get rid of her sick roommate. However, the roommate wasn’t budging. So we left, and about 5 minutes later she just didn’t want to know me. Crap snake eyes.

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One Response to “Hoping for a Fair Shake”

  1. Mike

    Evidently your college worked differently than mine.

    Dorm buildings are full of things like study halls, elevators, bathrooms, friends’ rooms that they’ve left unlocked. I caught people hooking up in all of those places (and got caught myself in a few). You really could have come up with something.

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