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	<title>How Not To Get Laid</title>
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	<description>How Not To Get Laid, A Compendium of Coitus Rejectus</description>
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		<title>Is That A Wallet In Your Pocket?  Or Not?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mark, Age 50, Michigan
After my divorce when I was 27, I moved back in with my parents so I could get back on my feet. I started hanging out at a bar across town near where I worked. I made real good friends with the bar maid after a few weeks. We used [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/is-that-a-wallet-in-your-pocket-or-not-151.htm</link>
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		<title>The Headstrong Lover</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Too much head, Age 24
This isn&#8217;t a story of how not to get laid, this is a story about how not to get laid a second time.
I had a crush on this guy, small one, but a crush. He made me laugh. And he was always talking about how long it&#8217;d been since [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/the-headstrong-lover-150.htm</link>
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		<title>Penis Spam I Am</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Stewart Fox, Age 29, Los Angeles
After a wonderful April and a spectacular March, May has been strangely silent here at HNTGL.  Just when I started to think that more and more people were visiting the site and submitting stories, the flow of new material suddenly and mysteriously stopped.  Why?  I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/penis-spam-i-am-149.htm</link>
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		<title>Experiencing the Point of Strip Tease</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mosa, Age 31, San Francisco, CA
I am an old married lady – almost five years, baby.  I am always looking for interesting ways to spice things up (translation: get laid).  A while ago, I decided it would be fun to do a strip tease for my husband.  Being the nerd [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/experiencing-the-point-of-strip-tease-147.htm</link>
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		<title>Watch The Mouth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Anon, Age 20, UK
I&#8217;ve always been a bit shite with girls. In my 20 years of life I&#8217;ve slept with only two girls, one of which was more of a &#8220;was mounted by a whale&#8221; than a proper lay.
I broke up with my ex about 15 months ago now. I haven&#8217;t had sex [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doing It In The Bathroom</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by lola, age 35, mouseville, FL
I had been married for eight years when my husband up &#038; left for&#8230; I dunno, greener pastures or something. I was a 32yo MILF who&#8217;d finished licking her wounds and crying like a whipped puppy, and had found a great 21yo guy online. Before you pass judgment and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/next-time-dont-order-the-fish-145.htm</link>
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		<title>She Played Annoying To Get</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Oblivious, Age 26, The Netherlands
I met this pretty young girl at sports, but didn&#8217;t really pay her much attention. We basically never said a word to each other for half a year, maybe a year or so. Then one evening, the group went out to a club, and all of the sudden, she [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/she-played-annoying-to-get-144.htm</link>
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		<title>If I May Quote Christina Aguilera For A Moment Here &#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by James, Age 29
This story is not nearly as funny as most on this site, but I think it&#8217;s got something important to say.
I was dating this girl, Tina. She was amazing. Big brown eyes, long blonde hair, hourglass figure. Not only was she beautiful, but she was well-spoken, sweet and intelligent. Even after [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/if-i-may-quote-christina-aguilera-for-a-moment-here-143.htm</link>
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		<title>At Least Someone Got Off</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by &#8220;I don&#8217;t wanna talk about it,&#8221; Age 24, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
I&#8217;m not sure how to describe the place.  It was a typical street outside a bar that played loud heavy-metal music and was packed with depressed teenager in black, which I was at the time.  I was there sharing beers [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/at-least-someone-got-off-142.htm</link>
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		<title>The Sauced Stag</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Rolf, Age 25,  UK
It was my brothers stag do.  A weekend of getting extremely drunk and a chance to chat up different women in a city I&#8217;d never been to before.  I&#8217;m from a small village so you tend to chat up and get rejected by all the girls pretty [...]]]></description>
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