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	<title>How Not To Get Laid</title>
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	<description>How Not To Get Laid, A Compendium of Coitus Rejectus</description>
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		<title>A Disagreeable Aside</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by&#160; Jessica, Age 19, Trenton, NJ 
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A party. Long time friends. We were both drunk, sitting close on a couch, our thighs pressed against each other&#39;s with the party going on all around us.&#160; He started running his hand up and down my back till his hand settled low, between my shirt and the [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/a-disagreeable-aside-413.htm</link>
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		<title>Touching The Ex Spot</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Random Girl, Age 29, Florida
This is probably a cautionary tale against dating the recently divorced, but there I was in the throes of what could have been a great time in the sack with a guy I had known and liked for years. We were alone, we had been dating for weeks, and [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/touching-the-ex-spot-410.htm</link>
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		<title>The Sweater Off Her Chest</title>
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Submitted by Rob, Age 30, Tulsa, OK
There is actual sex in this one, but I think the tragic failure to follow-through qualifies.
So I had been out on one date with this woman, and she calls up later and asks what I&#39;m doing that night. I tell her I&#39;m watching a DVD to review for a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/the-sweater-off-her-chest-401.htm</link>
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		<title>To have missed out on a charmer like that &#8230;</title>
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Submitted by Nadine, 20, Germany
Imagine a drunk college party at my house. I had just moved in two months ago and had not yet met all of my roommate&#39;s friends. There was a guy at the party I had noticed earlier in the evening who was extremely good looking. However, I didn&#39;t talk to him [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/to-have-missed-out-on-a-charmer-like-that-395.htm</link>
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		<title>Unfashionably Undressed</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Miss Kibble, Age 22, Newcastle
I had admired him a la distance for some time, emerging as I was from an absolute train-wreck of a marriage.&#160; Inevitably, we fell into a sadly clich&#233;d, drunken one-nighter.&#160; Your astute powers of deduction will, even at this point, lead you to conclude that he failed to fulfill [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/unfashionably-undressed-391.htm</link>
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		<title>Can I just tell you?  That is like SO manly!</title>
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Submitted by Rachel, Age 18, New Zealand 
How not to get laid? 
End a date by saying &#34;hugsies&#34; and opening your arms invitingly.
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		<link>http://hntgl.com/can-i-just-tell-you-that-is-like-so-manly-382.htm</link>
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		<title>HNTGL once again fully operational!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#160;
I&#39;m pleased to announce that we have finally fixed our Story Rating feature, and our Highest Rated Stories sidebar is once again up and running.&#160; All the credit goes to our web guru Steve, a fabulous human being, who found a rogue letter &#34;s&#34; in our code that was mucking everything up.&#160; Allow me to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/hntgl-once-again-fully-operational-375.htm</link>
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		<title>He&#8217;s Just Not That Smooth</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Mary, Age 22, Raleigh

He said we&#39;d go see &#34;He&#39;s Just Not That Into You&#34;. 
Instead of taking me to the film, he took me to his place because he &#34;forgot something,&#34; then said - &#34;but come up with me for a second, I want to show you something.&#34;
 So I went up, he [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/hes-just-not-that-smooth-210.htm</link>
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		<title>Kitty Conscience to the Rescue</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Cee Ehm, Age 32, Ontario, Canada
It&#8217;s funny that you should post your request for more stories on Valentine&#8217;s Day as my story actually takes place on this past February 14th.
 I spent Valentine&#8217;s Day with two male friends. &#160;Let&#8217;s call them Zane and Seymour. &#160;I have had a crush on Zane for as [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/kitty-conscience-to-the-rescue-195.htm</link>
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		<title>The Big Valentine&#8217;s News</title>
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Dear readers,
Happy Valentine&#39;s Day &#8212; and, yes, it has been a while.&#160; The site was down for a few days in December and has been dealing with a variety of technical issues since then. I am hoping to have the Highest Rated Stories sidebar fixed soon, and I&#39;m slowly working to correct the rogue symbols [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/the-big-valentines-news-174.htm</link>
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