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		<title>The Latest on HOW NOT TO GET LAID</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 19:42:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW NOT TO GET LAID has been off the map for some time now. What happened? First, we were hacked. Then, it took me an inordinate amount of time to figure out how to get things back online. I have no good excuse except to say that my life has been busy, and I&#8217;ve had <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/175'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>The Mama&#8217;s Boy</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/170</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 01:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Christy, Age 25, Detroit I was pleased as punch to run into my big high school crush last year and find that he was really into me too. It seemed so perfect! No awkward first date jitters or stilted conversation &#8211; we already knew each other! We could barely keep our hands off <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/170'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Firemen have this problem all the time</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Oct 2008 05:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Linda, Age 29, Los Angeles It was my first year in the dorms. I was sharing a room with one other girl, and we&#8217;d only recently met but were becoming great friends. She kind enough to allow by BF from back home to come stay in our one tiny room for a week <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/169'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Friendly Advances</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/168</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 18:20:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Marcus, Age 36, Florida While living in Hogtown, I had a good friend who happened to be quite hot, who I had an off and on thing for. We were good friends, and both of us valued that, which made it tough and awkward during those moments when &#8216;the urge&#8217; would strike. Two <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/168'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>Polly wants to what?!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Sep 2008 20:57:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Ginger Okay, so here I am at the ripe old age of 22, just got out of a long, life-wasting relationship, and I was on the rebound. My priority in life at this point was to go out, get drunk, and get laid. One night, I did go out, did get drunk, and <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/167'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>If only I could go back in time and make myself forget she said that&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/166</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2008 23:21:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by FilmFan, Age 27, Atlanta, GA So I go out to see my friend&#8217;s band at a venue that was a few blocks from my house. Afterward, a few of the band members come over and bring some of their friends. We have a few drinks, and as the night goes on, people gradually <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/166'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A little crazy, but she&#8217;s got perfect teeth</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/165</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Sep 2008 20:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Charlie, Age 38, Houston I worked at a business software company for 8 years as Network Administrator, and during that time successfully bedded about half of the female personnel; surprisingly, I still had a pretty good reputation, which I attributed to my being honest with women and treating them right before and after <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/165'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Plea for Bells and Whistles</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/163</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:19:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by I Hate Cricket Sex, 25, NYC This isn&#8217;t a particularly titillating story, but it should really help a lot of young men out there. I met a cute, albeit slightly younger, guy at a bar last summer. I&#8217;d recently gone through a break up and was looking for some no-strings fun, and this <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/163'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>One of Those &#8220;Friend of a Friend&#8221; Things</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/161</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Sep 2008 09:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Guy Story - No Sex for Guy]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jack, 28, San Francisco, CA I got a call from this very sexy girl who had been dating a good friend of mine for several months. They had ended things on good terms recently, but rumor was that they might be relapsing occasionally. This girl was out of town visiting her terminally-ill grandfather. <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/161'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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		<title>A Recipe For Ruining A Sure Thing</title>
		<link>http://hntgl.com/archives/164</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Sep 2008 23:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>StewFox</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Submitted by Jimmy, Age 22, Salt Lake City, UT So I&#8217;m from Salt Lake City, UT. You may have heard rumors about this place. Despite what you have heard, one thing Salt Lake City is known for is getting some &#8216;hanky panky.&#8217; However, I&#8217;m still 22 years old and still haven&#8217;t had the opportunity to <a href='http://hntgl.com/archives/164'>[...]</a>]]></description>
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