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Enough Said. (Ladies Edition)

Posted: October 28th, 2007

Mr. Romance texted me a picture of his penis.

Submitted by Jenny, Age 33, Knoxville

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He kissed me like he was trying to massage my esophogas with his tongue.
I suddenly remembered I had laundry to do.

Submitted by Deb, Age 23, Michigan

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He wore pleated pants and no deodorant.

Submitted by Mabel, Age 29, San Francisco

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Categories: Girl Story - No Sex for Guy, Foot In Mouth, Lothario Story, How Not To Get Laid, Icky and/or Gross.

2 Responses to “Enough Said. (Ladies Edition)”

  1. Mike - (October 29th, 2007, 8:59pm )

    His penis was made out of TEXT?

  2. Vancouver escorts - (November 20th, 2007, 4:13pm )

    how not to get laid? I already know how to do that!

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