College Student Saddened by Hottie’s Lack of Hygiene
Posted: August 27th, 2008
Submitted by Clark
I was 23 and in my final year of university. I had a couple classes with this quirky little goth chick who had huge boobs. She worked out like maniac because she loved to ogle herself in corsets, and once she told me that, I figured it would be great to eventually see that myself.
We met up at a diner so that she could help me with the final project in a media course I had been skipping. When we left, she just followed me home without asking or being invited.
I took that as a pretty obvious sign and immediately changed body language on the elevator. On the couch, I just blurted out “you have a nice ass, let me feel it,” and she obligingly stood up and turned around so that I could do so. I proceeded to basically feel up her entire body, and it was pretty nice and erotic.
The I smelled her breath. It smelled like she had a piece of rotting meat stuck in her teeth from a few meals ago. You know that smell you sometimes get on your dental floss that makes you want to vomit? I was immediately turned off.
At the time I was a bit depressed, so I didn’t just get turned off but immediately just wanted to sleep for a few hours and forget the whole situation.
I told her I had to crash immediately, and she said she wanted to take a nap too. Obviously she meant let’s go have sex in your bed, but I acted as if I took her literally, and said, okay, well you hit the couch and that way you don’t have to wake me up as you leave.
That was kind of awkward. I left her in my living room and got into bed naked. After a couple minutes she came in and stood next to my bed. It was so clear that she wanted me to nail her, but I was just so turned off by the breath thing. I considered being honest with her for a moment but I knew that could lead to no good.
So I was lying on my back naked in bed, and this pretty hot little redhead was standing there in the darkness. Suddenly she reached out her hand and started feeling up my arms and shoulders. “You have awesome muscles”, she said. Then she started to slide her hand down my chest towards my stomach. I was completely limp, which if you know me should tell you how oddly turned off I was.
I grabbed her wrist and said I was feeling almost faint I was so tired and if it was okay I was just going to fall asleep right away. She said “uhhhh, okay…” and went for a nap on the couch, I guess either to hold up the pretense or maybe see if I would change my mind and come get her. As soon as I heard her leave about an hour later, I got out of bed and went about my business.
I still feel bad about that, because I actually liked this girl and she was super hot. I also realize that she probably didn’t have bad hygiene in general, just got unlucky. Hell I was probably smelling her stomach acid because she was starving herself for her crazy hot little body.
Damn!
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5 Responses to “College Student Saddened by Hottie’s Lack of Hygiene”
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I once went out with a guy who was super nice, but had chronically bad breath! It was such a turn off, and I didn’t know how to tell him. Like you, I made up excuses not to kiss him or get intimate. Eventually, we stopped speaking. I still feel badly, but how do you tell someone their breathe stinks?
It was probably stomach acid, and she was probably bulimic. Didn’t you have any breath mints or gum?
I’m with simon simon — I would have been very obviously popping an Altoids (even if I didn’t personally need one) and offering one to her as well, or offering shots of Peppermint Schnapps, or whatever the hell I could think of to mask that debilitating turnoff… but maybe you didn’t have anything on hand…
You’re all missing the point.
Who says you had to kiss her??? dumba$$
You’re right guys, I was a dumbass. Either slip her some refreshment or go in from the back. I suck!!