Submitted by Casey, Age 24, Boulder, CO
I’m in college. One date away from finally boning Wanda Lewis, and that date is tonight. I think about her perfect pair bouncing around in those tight tank tops she always wears as we IM to confirm our plans. I’ve been looking forward to this for a long time.
A new window pops up. It’s my boy Evan who wants me to come out to a rager tonight at SAE.
“2nite? u fuckin crazy bro? i’m boning wanda lewis 2nite.”
That ought to make him jealous.
“excuse me?”
Oh yeah, he’s pretending like he doesn’t know her. That asshole. He knows EXACTLY who I’m talking about.
“u know, tank top girl with the tits from murray’s econ class.”
No reply. Then I read:
“casey, are you IM-ing with someone else?”
Holy hell. I’ve been typing in the wrong box.
I am the biggest idiot in the world.
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