Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs
Just found this site and thought I’d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college.
We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college but had been doing pretty well in catching up to my slow start.
We had been drinking heavily and the last thing I recall is sitting down on the bed with her.
When I awoke from my drunken stupor in the morning, she was gone. My underwear was gone, yet my jeans were fully zipped and buttoned.
As I puzzled through that concept, I turned and looked at my dorm floor and there sat a pile of feces in a large golden pool.
I have no idea what the hell happened or why she crapped on my floor. But I sure cleaned it up before my roommate got back.