Submitted by Claire E., Age 22, San Francisco
If you want to sleep with the girl…
…spend less time brooding about your luck with women, and more time touching her goodies.
…spend less time vocalizing your concerns that she doesn’t want to sleep with you, and more time touching her goodies.
…spend less time arguing that you deserve sex because you are a decent person, and more time touching her goodies.
…spend less time bragging that you nearly never come because you like to please girls so much, and more time… yes, touching her goodies.
Try on some positivity, try to have some fun, and enjoy her company. Quit fussing out loud over whether or not she’s going to fuck you and quit trying to uncover the mystery of why not when she doesn’t.
Most of all, quit calling me. You blew it.