Oct 282007
Mr. Romance texted me a picture of his penis.
Submitted by Jenny, Age 33, Knoxville
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He kissed me like he was trying to massage my esophogas with his tongue.
I suddenly remembered I had laundry to do.
Submitted by Deb, Age 23, Michigan
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He wore pleated pants and no deodorant.
Submitted by Mabel, Age 29, San Francisco