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Actually, I Charge Even MORE For Sex

Posted: April 19th, 2007

Submitted by Allison, Age 23, New York, NY

My first date with “Fred” wasn’t amazing, but it was good enough to warrant a second, and the second was just good enough to warrant a third. I’m pretty picky about guys, and, because I’m aware of how picky I am, I’ll sometimes overcompensate and give a guy a chance even when I secretly know he’s not right. This was the case with Fred. I knew it wasn’t going anywhere, which is sort of why I didn’t put up a huge fight when he insisted on paying for the fancy dinner we ate on date #3.

Throughout dinner, I went back and forth on whether I was going to let Fred get physical with me later. I knew he wanted to pretty badly, and although I knew this couldn’t go much further, he was real pretty, and … did I mention I’m indecisive?

Okay, so he walks me back to my place, and by this point, I’m starting to get tired of his personality and I’m thinking I probably shouldn’t hook up with him. I make my goodbye at the front door kind of hasty, and seeing his chances fly away he makes one last ditch effort: “Do you mind if I use your bathroom quickly?”

Okay. Fine. He gets the invite upstairs. But once he’s done, I pull the “I hate to kick you out but I have to get up real early tomorrow” line, and he’s clearly frustrated. “Oh, man,” he says, “So you’re really kicking me out …” I apologize, but stand firm. He makes no effort to disguise that he’s stewing in his boots now, and he stutters, searching for the right words. Finally he says: “Man! Do you REALIZE how much I spent on dinner?”

I couldn’t believe it. He was trying to make me feel guilty for not hooking up with him, and he actually thought this strategy might change my mind somehow and get me all hot for him. “Um, you can leave now.”

He slammed the door on his way out.

Hey, call me picky, but my instincts are good.

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2 Responses to “Actually, I Charge Even MORE For Sex”

  1. Gene

    your instincs may have been right about the guy, but if you knew it wasn’t going anywhere, you might have ‘insisted’ to pick up half the tab on the third date. Or told him flat out instead of being coy. But to admittedly take him for a ride? I’m a fellow indecisive one, but sounds like you led him on. A lot of stories on this site is great, but that one belongs to another site. I’m not saying that whenever a guy buys a girl dinner she owes him sex, but from the details of this story… sorry sis, sounds like you gave him that distinct impression.

  2. Greg

    haha, while reading the story I was thinking the same thing as Gene. I dont know how much he spent on the meal but for a girl like you, I can’t see it’d be worth any amount.

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