How Not to Get Laid

Submitted by J.E., Age 33, Seattle

Right after our second hook-up we had a brief discussion. Still laying in bed, this is how the conversation went.

Her: Do you have anything I need to be worried about? (e.g. an STD)

Me: Uh, no. (Wondering where this question is coming from)

Her: Well, you always wear a condom. They irritate my skin.

Me: Are you on the pill?

Her: No…I thought you could just pull out.

Me: Uh, well, you should probably get on the pill then. (Wondering what in the hell this girl is thinking?!)

Her: That’s probably a good idea. I should talk to my doctor.

I’m still not sure what was going through her mind. But this episode screamed entrapment. And I wasn’t going to stick around for a third installment to find out.

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