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A Golden Oldie
Posted: August 10th, 2008
Submitted by Cleanup man, Age 49, Denver suburbs
Just found this site and thought I’d confess a story that NOBODY knows. It happened freshman year of college.
We went to another school to meet girls and one came back to my dorm room with me. I was a virgin when I went off to college but had been doing pretty well in catching up to my slow start.
We had been drinking heavily and the last thing I recall is sitting down on the bed with her.
When I awoke from my drunken stupor in the morning, she was gone. My underwear was gone, yet my jeans were fully zipped and buttoned.
As I puzzled through that concept, I turned and looked at my dorm floor and there sat a pile of feces in a large golden pool.
I have no idea what the hell happened or why she crapped on my floor. But I sure cleaned it up before my roommate got back.
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Are you sure YOU didn’t do that?
rofl
I thought the exact same thing as Roxy.
that’s just plain wrong, no wonder she legged it.
sorry to say man but i’m feeling it was you, why else would your underwear be gone? you probably just don’t remember.
I have to agree with the majority. She probably high-tailed it outta there after YOU made a mess on the floor!