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A Big No No

Posted: April 16th, 2007

Submitted by Joe, Age 25, Cleveland, OH

Boyz,
If you’re like me and you like big booty, DO NOT mention this to your girl before you get to know her. Dig…

ME: Mmmm, I love me a woman with a big ass.
HER: You did NOT just tell me I had a fat ass!

And this is before things got really ugly. Think twice!

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2 Responses to “A Big No No”

  1. Kam - (May 4th, 2007, 12:09am )

    Man,
    Thats definitely a bad move…
    If you feel the urge to say something “I like your ass” or “You’ve got a cute ass” will increase your chances a whole lot better!! ;)

  2. sango - (August 21st, 2008, 9:51am )

    yeah, still not a good idea after a year of going out with a girl i learned that the hard way XD

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