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A Bad Boy’s Story

Posted: March 24th, 2008

Submitted by Da Man, Age 17

The most stupid thing I’ve ever done. I had a crush on this girl and invited her to a party I gave. I didn’t want to get with her at that party; all I cared about was to have fun, and the funny thing about women is… they love it when you don’t give them all your attention…

Well, at the end of the party, she was pretty much into me, and I brought her to a bus stop where her father was going to pick her up. I was about to kiss her, when her father came, and she wanted to stop the kiss, but I was going into her. The father, a conservative, came out and screamed at me: I should lay my hands off his daughter. I told him to fuck off and continued to kiss her when she slapped me. End of story was that I called her a bitch and then had to run away from her really tall father.

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Categories: Crazy Suitor, Guy Story - No Sex for Guy, High School, How Not To Get Laid, Lothario Story.

5 Responses to “A Bad Boy’s Story”

  1. ~gw

    I’d have caught you and taught you to respect fathers and their daughters….

  2. N

    That’s stupid - you should just wait for another oppertunity. Oh, and learn to respect people.

  3. Anonymous Coward

    This is, without a doubt, the best story on this website. This young gentleman, is indeed the man (aged 17).

  4. Shaman

    There was no lack of respect there you dumbasses–the only reason the girl slapped him was to put on a show for her dad, if they had been in private she probably would have done all sorts of dirty shit to him and not thought twice about it. She did NOT slap him or get upset out of his ‘lack of respect for her’–she did it to put on a show for daddy!! She’s probably horny and wants to get it on like every other NORMAL female out there, but she knows that she has to put on the fake mask of ‘daddy’s sweet innocent naive little girl’ around her father, otherwise he won’t be willing to pay for all her shit and give her all the goodies she’s probably getting (car, money, whatever).

    Oh, and my advice to the original poster is this: DEFINITELY go after her again, tell her that you want to do all sorts of bad dirty things to her and that you don’t give a flying fuck what her father thinks of you, tell her you’re going to throw her in your car and drive off and have your way with her–I’m serious, go all out, this will REALLY get her turned on. TRUST ME, girls LOVE the ‘bad boy’ image and it REALLY gets them turned on–the MORE you do this, the MORE you act like you don’t give a shit about whether she likes you or not or whether her father hates you or whatever, the MORE she is going to want to bang your brains out. GO FOR IT!!

    Cheers,
    Shaman

  5. N

    Shaman, I ment respect for her father… If he said to leave her alone, he should.

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